I could whine and make excuses ... busy at work ... been so tired ... yadda yadda yadda. Whatever. The end result was that because of poor planning and/or procrastination on my part, I wound up at Walmart after the office closed at noon today. No choice; must-have items for tomorrow. But I decided, hey, there's nowhere I have to be; I'd just relax, take my time, and roll with it.
There were three good omens to start the expedition. First, although a little icy, it wasn't the skating rink outside the forecasters had salivated about. (I think they actually wanted bad weather.)
Second, when I pulled into Walmart's parking lot, the first person I saw was a stocking-capped guy pushing matching, small-sized, periwinkle blue (my favorite color) bicycles, one with each hand. That put a huge grin on my face; he saw my delighted look and tipped his head to me. I'm sure there are a couple kids somewhere who will be just as happy if there isn't snow tomorrow.
And third, as I walked into the store behind a line of people, each taking a cart, I got the last one. I couldn't look behind me because I'm sure there were people following me into the store, and I would've felt guilty that I snagged the last cart -- and would've had the impulse to offer it to one of them. (Oddly enough, at the age of 56 I still sometimes feel like I'm faking being grown-up, and that really an adult should have the shopping cart -- not me.)
Omigosh it was crowded in the store. Like it used to be all the evenings and weekends in December leading up to Christmas. They had all the registers open -- they'd even dragged out a worker with his hair dyed in a pink fringe around the edges; you know that had to hurt. The entire huge, open space in front of the registers had lines of people with carts snaking through it. What a lovely display of conspicuous consumption! (You have to understand -- I live in Elkhart, Indiana: unemployment capital of the country. Times are hard.)
And the people watching was, of course, spectacular. From the overheard snippet of, "If you don't behave, you've going to have Christmas privileges taken away"; to coming upon a young lady who had found the best spot in the store -- tucked away in the book section, sitting on the floor reading; to being in the check-out line between two different groups of Spanish-speaking people feeling like I was in a foreign country.
As I left, for the first time in I don't know how long, I neglected to put my cart in one of the corrals. I was a little scared to take the time because the lot was so full of cars lying in wait for my space, and the nearest corral was quite distant. So I abandoned the cart to its fate. I'm feeling a little guilty about that. Hopefully Santa missed the incident and it won't topple me onto the naughty list.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Christmas Light Reflections
While in my 20's, I had enough energy I could work full time and also be such a marvelous housekeeper you could have safely eaten off any surface in my apartment. Now in my 50's, I've long ago accepted the fact that I'm not Superwoman, cannot do both jobs, and am reasonably satisfied if it's safe to SIT on some surfaces in my house without cringing.
The thorough cleaning of the house before having my annual Christmas party disrupts my slightly grimy routine, however. It makes me remember how lovely a sparkling clean house is (particularly when Christmas lights are reflected in every shining surface). It makes me dream that it will stay this way.
It also leaves me with the list of things I didn't get to before the party -- taking each string of crystals off the chandelier and washing them instead of swiping them with a Clorox wipe; vaccuuming the one lamp shade I missed; Windexing the glass door on the entertainment center I forgot; etc. It leaves me wondering why I go slightly nuts. Why near deadline I was standing on a step stool cleaning tchotchkes on a high ledge in the bedroom instead of something more visible like bathtub ring. (And even then -- was anyone going to bathe during my Christmas party? Was anyone going to pull out a pair of white gloves and the step stool?!) I'm possessed when I go into deep-cleaning mode.
But anyway ... soon enough it will revert to life as usual. The cat hair and grime will waft down gently on all surfaces again, and about the only time I'll make my bed is when I change the sheets. And that won't happen often enough.
The thorough cleaning of the house before having my annual Christmas party disrupts my slightly grimy routine, however. It makes me remember how lovely a sparkling clean house is (particularly when Christmas lights are reflected in every shining surface). It makes me dream that it will stay this way.
It also leaves me with the list of things I didn't get to before the party -- taking each string of crystals off the chandelier and washing them instead of swiping them with a Clorox wipe; vaccuuming the one lamp shade I missed; Windexing the glass door on the entertainment center I forgot; etc. It leaves me wondering why I go slightly nuts. Why near deadline I was standing on a step stool cleaning tchotchkes on a high ledge in the bedroom instead of something more visible like bathtub ring. (And even then -- was anyone going to bathe during my Christmas party? Was anyone going to pull out a pair of white gloves and the step stool?!) I'm possessed when I go into deep-cleaning mode.
But anyway ... soon enough it will revert to life as usual. The cat hair and grime will waft down gently on all surfaces again, and about the only time I'll make my bed is when I change the sheets. And that won't happen often enough.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Giving Thanks
Early morning: On Thanksgiving I'm giving thanks for friends, near and far.
Later morning: I've already indicated thankfulness for friends, now I'll specifically include friends of the feline persuasion: Tucker, the one no visitor ever sees, and Henry, the one who observes visitors from afar. When there are no guests, there is no aloofness. They present me with unconditional love; moving from room to room with me, my own adoring groupies. I'm thankful for those sweet, furry faces.
Early afternoon: Another subset of friends to be thankful for. Friendly neighbors.
I'll start with former neighbors. After 5 years, I still mourn losing Denise and Richard as across-the-street neighbors when I moved. (I tried to talk them into moving, too.) Not just because Richard plowed my drive as routinely as he did theirs -- believe me, not insignificant to me since it was long and drifted and I never once in 13 winters had to wonder what I was going to do about it. Not just because I knew they kept an eye out for me since they knew I lived alone -- not in a nosy way, but in an if-we-hear-a-scream-from-over-there-we'll-come-running-with-the-shotgun way. (Although if I ever want to leave that too-much-pizza rep behind, I WILL have to pay them off. Associated story involving a house painter painting over my house numbers, them worrying I'd starve because pizza delivery wouldn't be able to find me, blah blah blah. So not funny. :D) Good people.
Which leads to current neighbors, LeeAnn and Mike across the street. (NOT the idiot parkers.) LeeAnn knew I've had this bad cold and wasn't planning on doing anything today. I looked out the window a little earlier to see her dashing across the street with an aluminum foil-covered plate. It was heaped with turkey, mashed pototoes, and all the different things they had for Thanksgiving dinner. (She tried to take my order so she could bring a piece of pie, too!) Bless her heart.
Later morning: I've already indicated thankfulness for friends, now I'll specifically include friends of the feline persuasion: Tucker, the one no visitor ever sees, and Henry, the one who observes visitors from afar. When there are no guests, there is no aloofness. They present me with unconditional love; moving from room to room with me, my own adoring groupies. I'm thankful for those sweet, furry faces.
Early afternoon: Another subset of friends to be thankful for. Friendly neighbors.
I'll start with former neighbors. After 5 years, I still mourn losing Denise and Richard as across-the-street neighbors when I moved. (I tried to talk them into moving, too.) Not just because Richard plowed my drive as routinely as he did theirs -- believe me, not insignificant to me since it was long and drifted and I never once in 13 winters had to wonder what I was going to do about it. Not just because I knew they kept an eye out for me since they knew I lived alone -- not in a nosy way, but in an if-we-hear-a-scream-from-over-there-we'll-come-running-with-the-shotgun way. (Although if I ever want to leave that too-much-pizza rep behind, I WILL have to pay them off. Associated story involving a house painter painting over my house numbers, them worrying I'd starve because pizza delivery wouldn't be able to find me, blah blah blah. So not funny. :D) Good people.
Which leads to current neighbors, LeeAnn and Mike across the street. (NOT the idiot parkers.) LeeAnn knew I've had this bad cold and wasn't planning on doing anything today. I looked out the window a little earlier to see her dashing across the street with an aluminum foil-covered plate. It was heaped with turkey, mashed pototoes, and all the different things they had for Thanksgiving dinner. (She tried to take my order so she could bring a piece of pie, too!) Bless her heart.
And Chris next door. He spent the good part of an hour up and down a ladder trying to get the motion lights in my yard adjusted last fall. And purely because of his care, the strip of my yard between our houses deserves the term "lawn" -- the only part of the yard that does. He's made sure I have his cell number in case I need anything. (I lived across the hall from his aunt in my first apartment. Elkhart's not huge, but weird coincidence!) Nice guy.
So, I'm also thankful for good neighbors. They're a wonderful thing to have.Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Curvy and Rude
Daddy's demand of, "Be a lady", was so drummed into me during my formative years that I'm usually annoyingly polite. (Before everyone starts clamoring -- friends don't count. :D) But tonight I managed egregious rudeness.
It took around a year of internal debate before I finally joined Curves because their hours suck so bad. They apparently are after the women-who-don't-work-outside-the-home market, because they close at 7:00 on weekdays, at noon on Saturdays, and aren't open on Sundays. But I finally joined because I like (and I use that word loosely) their set-up best of any exercise program I've seen.
Now that I have become a member, I have discovered one more drawback: what I have termed "second string" employees work on Tuesday and Thursday evenings -- which is unfortunately when I often go. The first potential employee of the month is "Carpet Sweeper Joy". Each time she has worked while I have been there, she spends the time pushing a carpet sweeper around the equipment you're working out on. Self-professed goal? To not have to run the vacuum at the end of the evening. The second charmer is "Stand-Up Fantasia". She takes it upon herself to stand, no dance, inside the circuit and entertain whatever women are unlucky enough to have come in. It is one thing to chat with the women who want companionship, but noooo, she wants to entertain the whole group.
I have always hated exercise in the past, I hate exercise now, I will always hate exercise. It is not a social thing; I am doing it purely out of necessity. I do not feel cheery when I am there; I want to spit when I am there; I count down the minutes when I am there. I resent the fact that whatever benefit I gain from it is momentary; I will not be able to stop when I achieve my goal or phffftttt, that benefit will be gone.
The above things clashed tonight. Turns out that not only does Fantasia think she's entertaining, but she's stupid. Not getting a clue about how annoying I find her from my body language and the fact that I was doing anything possible facing outside the circuit, about a quarter of the way through my workout she came bouncing up to me and tried to start chatting. I snarled, "Do I LOOK like I want to talk?" She quietly said, "No", and went back to the desk. She initially addressed me by name, so hopefully she'll remember who I am and that I prefer silence.
Okay, now granted, I was rude. But I do have a point to make. They demand good money for my membership and that I wear a different pair of shoes on their equipment than I do on the street. But they allow someone to push a carpet sweeper around continuously at least two hours before they close. They allow someone to annoy members. I want to be demanding, too; I want value for my money.
I suppose it'll probably be best if I never need 911 assistance while I'm in there.
It took around a year of internal debate before I finally joined Curves because their hours suck so bad. They apparently are after the women-who-don't-work-outside-the-home market, because they close at 7:00 on weekdays, at noon on Saturdays, and aren't open on Sundays. But I finally joined because I like (and I use that word loosely) their set-up best of any exercise program I've seen.
Now that I have become a member, I have discovered one more drawback: what I have termed "second string" employees work on Tuesday and Thursday evenings -- which is unfortunately when I often go. The first potential employee of the month is "Carpet Sweeper Joy". Each time she has worked while I have been there, she spends the time pushing a carpet sweeper around the equipment you're working out on. Self-professed goal? To not have to run the vacuum at the end of the evening. The second charmer is "Stand-Up Fantasia". She takes it upon herself to stand, no dance, inside the circuit and entertain whatever women are unlucky enough to have come in. It is one thing to chat with the women who want companionship, but noooo, she wants to entertain the whole group.
I have always hated exercise in the past, I hate exercise now, I will always hate exercise. It is not a social thing; I am doing it purely out of necessity. I do not feel cheery when I am there; I want to spit when I am there; I count down the minutes when I am there. I resent the fact that whatever benefit I gain from it is momentary; I will not be able to stop when I achieve my goal or phffftttt, that benefit will be gone.
The above things clashed tonight. Turns out that not only does Fantasia think she's entertaining, but she's stupid. Not getting a clue about how annoying I find her from my body language and the fact that I was doing anything possible facing outside the circuit, about a quarter of the way through my workout she came bouncing up to me and tried to start chatting. I snarled, "Do I LOOK like I want to talk?" She quietly said, "No", and went back to the desk. She initially addressed me by name, so hopefully she'll remember who I am and that I prefer silence.
Okay, now granted, I was rude. But I do have a point to make. They demand good money for my membership and that I wear a different pair of shoes on their equipment than I do on the street. But they allow someone to push a carpet sweeper around continuously at least two hours before they close. They allow someone to annoy members. I want to be demanding, too; I want value for my money.
I suppose it'll probably be best if I never need 911 assistance while I'm in there.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
The People Across the Street: The Dumbasses
I HATE the people across the street. I wish rude and stupid* was illegal instead of just intensely annoying.
My house is (intentionally) far enough from the center of town that there are driveways and garages; not many park on the street. Until the Dumbasses moved in with their four people and five cars. A garage, double driveway, and two spaces in front of their house cannot seem to contain them.
After their surprise to learn I considered it rude that the Mr. decided his nightly parking space should be smack-dab-center in front of my house in the middle of my two and a half spaces, even when there were absolutely no cars parked at their house, they did cease parking here.
But they're sliding back into their careless, haphazard parking habits. For the second weekend in a row, their driveway is empty but one of their vehicles is abandoned directly in front of my house. I effin' do not want to look at it. If I wanted to look at cars, I'd buy a house beside a used car lot.
I seethe with rage. I spend 37.5 hours a week with no control over my life, and then come home to find a further lack of control over my surroundings. I HATE it. I hate that it turns me, generally a pacifistic person, into someone who wants to slash tires.
A year or so ago there was a FOR SALE sign on their house; a SOLD sign went up almost immediately! My heart rejoiced. But I was being toyed with. They're still here.
Realistically I know there could be much worse neighbors. But I still hate them.
*For ages they evidently didn't realize there was enough space for TWO cars in front of their house, and they still have not grasped the fact that their driveway is wide enough for two cars.
*How can you be unaware of the unspoken etiquette that you use your own parking areas before you overflow to others?
*Their house is the view I have from here at my computer. They ARE good for a laugh: almost every time I see them leave as a group, one or two minutes later they return for something forgotten.
*These are the people whose outdoor Christmas lights I commented on enjoying -- in February.
My house is (intentionally) far enough from the center of town that there are driveways and garages; not many park on the street. Until the Dumbasses moved in with their four people and five cars. A garage, double driveway, and two spaces in front of their house cannot seem to contain them.
After their surprise to learn I considered it rude that the Mr. decided his nightly parking space should be smack-dab-center in front of my house in the middle of my two and a half spaces, even when there were absolutely no cars parked at their house, they did cease parking here.
But they're sliding back into their careless, haphazard parking habits. For the second weekend in a row, their driveway is empty but one of their vehicles is abandoned directly in front of my house. I effin' do not want to look at it. If I wanted to look at cars, I'd buy a house beside a used car lot.
I seethe with rage. I spend 37.5 hours a week with no control over my life, and then come home to find a further lack of control over my surroundings. I HATE it. I hate that it turns me, generally a pacifistic person, into someone who wants to slash tires.
A year or so ago there was a FOR SALE sign on their house; a SOLD sign went up almost immediately! My heart rejoiced. But I was being toyed with. They're still here.
Realistically I know there could be much worse neighbors. But I still hate them.
*For ages they evidently didn't realize there was enough space for TWO cars in front of their house, and they still have not grasped the fact that their driveway is wide enough for two cars.
*How can you be unaware of the unspoken etiquette that you use your own parking areas before you overflow to others?
*Their house is the view I have from here at my computer. They ARE good for a laugh: almost every time I see them leave as a group, one or two minutes later they return for something forgotten.
*These are the people whose outdoor Christmas lights I commented on enjoying -- in February.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Bathing Robin
Oh, I wish I had a video camera. Quite often I prefer word descriptions of something over pictures, but this is one time where words cannot do it justice. By the end of the longest bird bath I've ever seen I was quivering, trying to hold in my laughter so I wouldn't scare off the robin.
This poor baby's mother apparently never taught him how to bathe. He flew up to the bird bath, paced around the edge a bit in preparation, then plopped down in the middle of the bird bath and sat. Just sat like a little statue. For a good 15 or 20 seconds.
Then, realizing something hadn't gone quite right, he got back on the edge and paced again, then plunked himself back in the middle of it again and sat. Just sat. For a good 15 or 20 seconds.
Then, a little perturbed, he got back on the edge and paced again, then plopped in the middle and sat. Just sat. For a good 15 or 20 seconds.
Back to the edge again; more pacing; splash down in the middle of the bird bath, but the fourth time was the charm! He thought to slosh his wings around -- it gave the feathers on the top of his head a cute crew-cut look.
I thought that might be it, but the kid had stamina. He got back on the edge, paced a little, plunked back down in the middle and sat. Just sat. Whoops. Didn't quite have cause and effect together yet.
Back to the edge; pace; plop; splash! Now he's got it. And away he flew.
Just as I quit laughing and was about to write about it while the six rounds were fresh in my mind, he came back. Evidently once he got the hang of it, he wanted one more go-round.
This poor baby's mother apparently never taught him how to bathe. He flew up to the bird bath, paced around the edge a bit in preparation, then plopped down in the middle of the bird bath and sat. Just sat like a little statue. For a good 15 or 20 seconds.
Then, realizing something hadn't gone quite right, he got back on the edge and paced again, then plunked himself back in the middle of it again and sat. Just sat. For a good 15 or 20 seconds.
Then, a little perturbed, he got back on the edge and paced again, then plopped in the middle and sat. Just sat. For a good 15 or 20 seconds.
Back to the edge again; more pacing; splash down in the middle of the bird bath, but the fourth time was the charm! He thought to slosh his wings around -- it gave the feathers on the top of his head a cute crew-cut look.
I thought that might be it, but the kid had stamina. He got back on the edge, paced a little, plunked back down in the middle and sat. Just sat. Whoops. Didn't quite have cause and effect together yet.
Back to the edge; pace; plop; splash! Now he's got it. And away he flew.
Just as I quit laughing and was about to write about it while the six rounds were fresh in my mind, he came back. Evidently once he got the hang of it, he wanted one more go-round.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Elkhart Jazz Festival
Friday...
Elkhart Jazz Festival weekend. The important point for those of us in the office? The food vendors will be set up on Civic Plaza in time for lunch today! Most years you find the B&T crew chowing down on festival food, and I'm guessing this year won't be any exception. hmmm. Hot forecast again; better wear something cool.
Next day...
Not typical festival fare, but I'm glad they have the sirloin tips and red potatoes vendor again. SO yummy. The booth wasn't open when we got to the plaza (I overheard a few floating phrases that made me think they were waiting for the health inspector to give the okay to open), but I remembered them fondly enough from previous years that I stood in line and waited. I don't eat beef often, but I may have to make another trip downtown today for food, if not the music.
And in case anyone is worried that I'm not a true Hoosier, we did browbeat one of the guys into going out again later in the afternoon to bring back a stack of elephant ears. Nothing says summer in Indiana like fried dough. You may think I'm kidding, but I know from the time I spent on the Jazz Festival committee that the years when they do not have a vendor selling elephant ears, they get complaints. The public has their priorities, and deep-fried dough ranks right up there!
This is the 22nd year for the EJF. Again from my time on the committee, I know longevity of this sort is unusual for festivals. Kudos to Elkhart for managing to maintain a highly-respected festival for so many years. This year they've moved the free stage from the block of Main Street right in front of Civic Plaza to the grassy knoll directly east of it (what they are now calling "Central Park"). While lunching on the plaza yesterday it seemed odd not to have the flurry of set up of the stage going on around us while we were eating. Less exciting. But as a practical matter, crowds will move more easily with this set up. With no stage in Main Street, there is plenty of space for people to mill around in front of the food vendors on the plaza and Festival headquarters. And the free stage is tented this year so there will actually be shade! They are also encouraging people to bring their own chairs and blankets to spread on the grassy area behind the tent. Cool; has my stamp of approval -- I'm sure that's important to them. =D
Hope they have a great festival!
Elkhart Jazz Festival weekend. The important point for those of us in the office? The food vendors will be set up on Civic Plaza in time for lunch today! Most years you find the B&T crew chowing down on festival food, and I'm guessing this year won't be any exception. hmmm. Hot forecast again; better wear something cool.
Next day...
Not typical festival fare, but I'm glad they have the sirloin tips and red potatoes vendor again. SO yummy. The booth wasn't open when we got to the plaza (I overheard a few floating phrases that made me think they were waiting for the health inspector to give the okay to open), but I remembered them fondly enough from previous years that I stood in line and waited. I don't eat beef often, but I may have to make another trip downtown today for food, if not the music.
And in case anyone is worried that I'm not a true Hoosier, we did browbeat one of the guys into going out again later in the afternoon to bring back a stack of elephant ears. Nothing says summer in Indiana like fried dough. You may think I'm kidding, but I know from the time I spent on the Jazz Festival committee that the years when they do not have a vendor selling elephant ears, they get complaints. The public has their priorities, and deep-fried dough ranks right up there!
This is the 22nd year for the EJF. Again from my time on the committee, I know longevity of this sort is unusual for festivals. Kudos to Elkhart for managing to maintain a highly-respected festival for so many years. This year they've moved the free stage from the block of Main Street right in front of Civic Plaza to the grassy knoll directly east of it (what they are now calling "Central Park"). While lunching on the plaza yesterday it seemed odd not to have the flurry of set up of the stage going on around us while we were eating. Less exciting. But as a practical matter, crowds will move more easily with this set up. With no stage in Main Street, there is plenty of space for people to mill around in front of the food vendors on the plaza and Festival headquarters. And the free stage is tented this year so there will actually be shade! They are also encouraging people to bring their own chairs and blankets to spread on the grassy area behind the tent. Cool; has my stamp of approval -- I'm sure that's important to them. =D
Hope they have a great festival!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Rhapsody in Green
Elkhart's 30th Rhapsody in Green, but this evening is the first time I've gone. Island Park entirely covered with festival food vendors, and a Mick Jagger wannabe on the bandstand: what finer entertainment could you ask for on a lovely June evening? *tongue in cheek* I shouldn't be a smart ass though. In reality, the people watching was pretty good. I had three faves.
One of the interesting people -- the gal with wings tattooed on her back. Really. Life-sized wings. Well, what would be life-sized if a person actually had wings. I'm assuming she wore the backless top to display them in all their glory.
Second interesting person (group of people) -- I was with my friend Becky, and we ran into her son. On that island of 100's of people, I could've given you information that would've made it possible for you to identify him. Me telling you what he was wearing and that he was a hottie in his early 20's wouldn't have made it possible. With the crowds, it would've still been tough even with the additional information that he was strolling the island with an entourage of three attractive girls. But if I added the fact that said posse of girls were all dressed like Paris Hilton (in a land of funnel cake- and elephant ear-eaters), I bet you could've picked him/them out of the crowd.
And the third interesting person stayed on my mind. I hope his evening had a happier ending than the part I saw. A little boy (probably around 10) I spotted moments before he dropped his just-purchased hamburger face-down on the straw-covered, muddy ground. I waited, thinking his family would be around to come to the rescue, but with a stiff upper lip he picked it up, deposited it in a nearby trash can, and took off at top speed toward one of the exits. Bugged me. I hope his family was there, that he wasn't alone. Wish I'd been faster and checked and offered to buy him another burger if he was alone and didn't have money for one. He didn't cry, but I wanted to.
One of the interesting people -- the gal with wings tattooed on her back. Really. Life-sized wings. Well, what would be life-sized if a person actually had wings. I'm assuming she wore the backless top to display them in all their glory.
Second interesting person (group of people) -- I was with my friend Becky, and we ran into her son. On that island of 100's of people, I could've given you information that would've made it possible for you to identify him. Me telling you what he was wearing and that he was a hottie in his early 20's wouldn't have made it possible. With the crowds, it would've still been tough even with the additional information that he was strolling the island with an entourage of three attractive girls. But if I added the fact that said posse of girls were all dressed like Paris Hilton (in a land of funnel cake- and elephant ear-eaters), I bet you could've picked him/them out of the crowd.
And the third interesting person stayed on my mind. I hope his evening had a happier ending than the part I saw. A little boy (probably around 10) I spotted moments before he dropped his just-purchased hamburger face-down on the straw-covered, muddy ground. I waited, thinking his family would be around to come to the rescue, but with a stiff upper lip he picked it up, deposited it in a nearby trash can, and took off at top speed toward one of the exits. Bugged me. I hope his family was there, that he wasn't alone. Wish I'd been faster and checked and offered to buy him another burger if he was alone and didn't have money for one. He didn't cry, but I wanted to.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Y M C A
Can you even see the letters, much less hear them, without mentally hearing the music? And really, don't you have to restrain yourself not to go into motion? The Village People have a lot to answer for.
I had occasion to mention the actual YMCA today at the office, and I haven't been able to get the freakin' song out of my mind since then. Oy.
That may be one of the most powerful songs ever.
I had occasion to mention the actual YMCA today at the office, and I haven't been able to get the freakin' song out of my mind since then. Oy.
That may be one of the most powerful songs ever.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Truth in Packaging
I'm officially pissed. I gave Melster Candies a pass at Christmas, but they're doing it again for Easter, and this is just unacceptable.
To give you the background I'll have to admit a shameful secret: I love those digusting chocolate-covered marshmallow santas and bunnies. There; I've admitted it; we're talking the equivalent of Peeps, and I love 'em.
Anyway, I'm a realist. I realize that inflation happens -- either prices go up, portion sizes decrease, or both. I may not like it, but such is life.
But Melster is trying to fake us out. Their price remains the same but there are a couple less bunnies in the package, the cardboard container and the individual foil wrappers are the same size, so you think you know what you're getting. Wrong. You peel open your first bunny of the season to find that the 5-7/8" long foil wrapper that in years gone by would have contained a similarly-sized bunny now contains a 2-7/8" long bunny. SHAME, SHAME on you, Melster, for deceptive packaging; packaging your product in foil that is two times longer than the content.
To give you the background I'll have to admit a shameful secret: I love those digusting chocolate-covered marshmallow santas and bunnies. There; I've admitted it; we're talking the equivalent of Peeps, and I love 'em.
Anyway, I'm a realist. I realize that inflation happens -- either prices go up, portion sizes decrease, or both. I may not like it, but such is life.
But Melster is trying to fake us out. Their price remains the same but there are a couple less bunnies in the package, the cardboard container and the individual foil wrappers are the same size, so you think you know what you're getting. Wrong. You peel open your first bunny of the season to find that the 5-7/8" long foil wrapper that in years gone by would have contained a similarly-sized bunny now contains a 2-7/8" long bunny. SHAME, SHAME on you, Melster, for deceptive packaging; packaging your product in foil that is two times longer than the content.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
SPAM
Occasionally it's like a train wreck. A subject line that's so disgusting/stupid/obscene, you can't help opening the email instead of just deleting it. Tonight it was "Cleanse & Flush up to 20lbs from your colon!" that sucked me in.
First of all, kudos to AOL's spam filter; it caught this little gem. I was deleting spam from my spam file when it caught my eye. Second, twenty pounds? Can you wonder I clicked it open? But then they spoiled it and I started giggling at the first line. "Drop Weight With Your Mate!" How romantic! Drop weight with your mate cleansing your colon. If only everyone had known in time for Valentine's Day! Nothing says love like clean colons.
And then the coup de grace -- I noticed the domain name where the email came from: "lawofficestaff.com". You know, to a legal secretary the pairing of the cleansing of the colon and a law office do seem complementary.
First of all, kudos to AOL's spam filter; it caught this little gem. I was deleting spam from my spam file when it caught my eye. Second, twenty pounds? Can you wonder I clicked it open? But then they spoiled it and I started giggling at the first line. "Drop Weight With Your Mate!" How romantic! Drop weight with your mate cleansing your colon. If only everyone had known in time for Valentine's Day! Nothing says love like clean colons.
And then the coup de grace -- I noticed the domain name where the email came from: "lawofficestaff.com". You know, to a legal secretary the pairing of the cleansing of the colon and a law office do seem complementary.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Nadya Suleman
I have absolutely no urge to "Make a Donation" on the Nadya Suleman Family Website. "Leave a Comment", however, is very enticing
My philosophy has always been not to judge others' actions or give my opinion on them unless I have been in exactly the same set of circumstances and can thus speak knowledgably as to what I would do in the same situation. I admit, I haven't been in Nadya's situation -- whatever the heck it is -- but I'll go out on a limb this time. This is insane. There can't be a moral explanation for intentionally having a litter of children who (i) are statistically more likely to have serious health issues; (ii) will require public assistance to support monetarily (obvious, since she already required that for the six she had); and (iii) will require assistance she does not have to care for them physically.
I think after the initial stunned disbelief, the fact that we, the taxpayers, will be supporting these children makes many people feel utter rage. But for those who can get past that, the emotion is sadness. The kids will really be the ones who pay -- at high risk for health problems, with a principal caregiver who is apparently mentally unstable.
What a horrible situation.
If that doctor is allowed to treat anything besides pet rocks in the future, there is something fundamentally wrong with our system.
My philosophy has always been not to judge others' actions or give my opinion on them unless I have been in exactly the same set of circumstances and can thus speak knowledgably as to what I would do in the same situation. I admit, I haven't been in Nadya's situation -- whatever the heck it is -- but I'll go out on a limb this time. This is insane. There can't be a moral explanation for intentionally having a litter of children who (i) are statistically more likely to have serious health issues; (ii) will require public assistance to support monetarily (obvious, since she already required that for the six she had); and (iii) will require assistance she does not have to care for them physically.
I think after the initial stunned disbelief, the fact that we, the taxpayers, will be supporting these children makes many people feel utter rage. But for those who can get past that, the emotion is sadness. The kids will really be the ones who pay -- at high risk for health problems, with a principal caregiver who is apparently mentally unstable.
What a horrible situation.
If that doctor is allowed to treat anything besides pet rocks in the future, there is something fundamentally wrong with our system.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Sullenberger Interview
Okay, that was good for a giggle. I won’t see the interview of the US Airways crew on CBS because I can’t stand Katie Couric, but I saw a trailer where in her smooth, know-it-all way instead of asking Captain Sullenberger a real question she tries to put words in his mouth: “Did you think, ‘How are we going to get ourselves out of this?’” He responded with a blunt, “No” and then continued, “My initial reaction was one of disbelief.” Gotta like a man who, besides being able to put a big-ass plane down smoothly in a river, doesn’t let the media pressure him.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/30/60minutes/main4764852.shtml?tag=main_home_webExclusive
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/30/60minutes/main4764852.shtml?tag=main_home_webExclusive
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